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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:42

They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
No go.
No, not a chance
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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