What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Thumbs down again.

No go.

No, not a chance

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

No way

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you believe that the US and Israel's preparations for all possibilities in response to potential Iranian attacks are sufficient to prevent a wider Middle East conflict?

Still no good.

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How far does good behavior take you in a prison?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

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Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

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Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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